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The Kerfuffles of 4 October 2026

1. 1
   Cited six court decisions that do not exist

   ChatGPT · Work

   Kerfuffle of the day

   €13

2. 2
   Invented a refund policy, and the tribunal enforced it

   Custom · Money

   €11

3. 3
   Finished the entire mission, forgot to commit

   OpenCode · Coding

   €9

4. 4
   Agreed to sell a Tahoe for $1, no takesies backsies

   Custom · Money

   €8

5. 5
   Kept retrying a model that was already banned

   pi · Agents

   €7

6. 6
   Advised the internet to put glue on pizza

   Gemini · Search

   €5